Schrodinger's Flirt

Much like Schrodinger’s Joke, Schrodinger’s Flirt is a flirtatious gesture in which, if one or both parties are clearly joking, then neither should take it seriously, but if they are both serious then they should let fly.

Friend: “Hey dude, she was clearly flirting with you. Did you tap that?”
Other Friend: “Nah man, Schrodinger’s Flirt. Schrodinger's Flirt means it’s just a joke between us but if she ever was dead serious, I’d fuck her everyday of the week and twice on Sunday.”

by myballzitchpleaseandthankyou May 26, 2023

flirting

throwing someone off a building

"Omg brad was totally flirting with you on the Empire State last night."

by joshaisthegoat May 29, 2023

flirting

Kaye.

Oi mate you flirting or chattin shit right now?

by hmmitsamee June 9, 2023

flirting

Kaye.

Oi mate ye flirting er chattin shit?

by hmmitsamee June 9, 2023

Flirting

Trying to get laid

Hey dude, are you flirting with my granddad?

by MANWHATDAHAIL69420 July 1, 2023

Flirt Squirt

it's like pre cum, but for a girl

"omg i just flirt squirted"

"he lifted up his shirt and i flirt squirted"

by flirt squirter 3000 October 20, 2023

I don’t like Fariz Jabba stop flirting.

I don’t like Fariz Jabba stop flirting.

I don’t like Fariz Jabba stop flirting.

by sdinaz October 25, 2023