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English Enema

When a silly twat with bad teeth pours tea up his ass in the hopes of making a shite
Have a good trip Darren, try one of those English Enemas
by N8™️ January 21, 2020
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Jake English

Jake English is a character from the comic Homestuck. he is a rather complex character who is a Page of hope. He wishes to be an adventuring brave man but in reality is scared, and he hurts and heavily relies on others without knowing it. he is mostly seen as the main crush for the alpha kids. especially Jane Crocker and Dirk strider.
person 1: oh Jesus I think one of the worst characters in homestuck is Jake English.
person 2: oh come on he isn't that bad, just misunderstood. now {bro strider and vriska Serket on the other hand-
by Fandom Tea April 17, 2020
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English pullout

On the motorway, when an English driver sees you about to pass them, they pull out onto your lane to block you.
"He couldn't wait an additional 3 seconds for me to pass him going 80mph no, had to do his English Pullout in his leased Nissan Qashqai with a "proudly British" flag on its back, going 55 mph"
by TurboBlyatRanger July 20, 2020
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English Cowboy

Eating a bacon sandwich , smoking a cigarette and drinking a can of stella whilst riding your fella
Wow, last night I rode that mofo like an English Cowboy
by Conmack26 March 9, 2023
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Meme English

Meme english is type of english whose words have been changed to provoke a humorous reaction, coincidentally many of those changed words' spelling and pronunciation are the same (chemist becomes kemist, build becomes bild etc.) as well as some abbreviations (are becomes r, you becomes u, your and you're become ur), its most common use is in meme man memes.
by Cyb3rklev September 26, 2021
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elite english

Nihongo Jouzu but for English.
by [object 0bjection] August 21, 2021
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english class

The worst fucking thing you'll ever experience in school. It has hag english teachers who despise you and will give you a 50 on every test.
Guy 1: "fuck i've got english class next!"
guy 2: "haha rip!?
by screwenglishclass June 17, 2021
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