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Deformed Elf

some elf who likes to play lots of soccer and is really annoyting because he so small his penis so small he attack in soccer and blonde. his node look like elf and mistletoe
OMG did you see the deformed elf yesterday? He didn't let me concentrate in class at all!
by jeremy mackenzie eau clair December 13, 2022
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elf in a jar

coolest elf ever
why capture
yall suck

kid: captures elf
elf: noo you bitch let me out of here rn
kid: captures elf
elf: noo you bitch let me out of here rn

elf in a jar is a elf that fucking dies in a jar from a stupid kid
by pufflerdude January 3, 2023
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elf in a jar

coolest elf ever
why capture
yall suck

kid: captures elf
elf: noo you bitch let me out of here rn
kid: captures elf
elf: noo you bitch let me out of here rn

elf in a jar is a elf that dies in a jar from a kid
by pufflerdude January 3, 2023
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elf in a jar

some elf in a jar
elf in a jar when a elf is captured

kid:captures elf
elf:noo
by pufflerdude January 3, 2023
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Elf pubes

The hairy green seaweeds that float in the ocean water are actually elf pubes. When the eldest elf dies in the village their pubes must be shaved because the hairs contain special powers which mustn’t be used for evil and only for good.
Look out it’s elf pubes in the water don’t touch them!
by The little dingler man July 23, 2023
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Elf

someone who lives in Estonia or is ethnically Estonian
person 1: that guy over there is super short and has pointy ears. he looks like an elf
person 2: that's because he's estonian
by Denmark denier August 7, 2023
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Elf Painting

‘I bought an elf painting from Maurice for my house in England
by Frikdandel April 23, 2023
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