Danish Windmill Experience

A woman sits cross-legged on a Lazy Susan holding a traditional wienerbrod Danish pastry. She is spun right round as several men take turns attempting to glaze it. Add schnapps for taste.

Hej Karolina, hold still! I can't hit the wienerbrod if you're conserving your angular momentum like that. This isn't anything like the Danish Windmill Experience my mom passed down in our family!

by TDWE June 13, 2024

The Danish Windmill Experience

A situation in which a woman sits cross-legged on a Lazy Susan holding a traditional wienerbrød Danish pastry. She is spun right round as several men take turns attempting to glaze it. Add schnapps for taste.

Hej Karolina, hold still! l can't hit the wienerbrød if you're conserving your angular momentum like that. This isn't anything like the Danish Windmill Experience my mom passed down in our family!

by TDWE June 20, 2024

Danish prison

A person gets gorilla glue and glues their anus and cheeks shut. Then they down a bottle of laxatives.

Person 1: “you better watch your mouth before I put you in a danish prison.”
Person 2: “oh no! Not a danish prison!”

by TheRealLukiePookie May 5, 2025

Danish oil

The sweat that congeals under your balls

I have so much danish oil in my boxers rn

by WhiteFIash December 13, 2022

danish dick dancing

What people in NSFW Facebook groups look up because i told ya to

Danish dick dancing...look it up.

by TedNugentWatchesYouPee July 4, 2023

danish

danish is a name of a handsome boy. he's really kind, gentle, funny and caring. his calm voice brings joy, laughter and happiness. danish is also sweet, just like the pastry.

"danish!"
"i love you"
"i love you more!"
"i love you most :)"

by 雪玲 July 16, 2023

Danish

A woman with a fat ass.

Oh man, she’s a Danish. She got that fatty on her.

by samsimmma August 14, 2023