cleveland turnpike

The act of having forced anal sex with a step sibling.

My set sister looked so good getting out of the shower I had to bend her over and give her a Cleveland turnpike.

by Stingray May 13, 2016

Cleveland Browns

Used to be one of, if not the best NFL teams in the old days of the NFL. Joining the Detroit Lions as the second team in league history to have a winless, 0-16 season, but still having some of the most diehard, loyal fans in NFL history, including me.

"The Cleveland Browns are so bad, the fans prepared a parade to celebrate their 0-16 season."

by RNB03 January 17, 2018

CLEVELAND STEAMSHOWER

(addictive)- When someone is taking a very hot shower and run up and rip a huge cheek-flapper in the shower and then keep the curtain/door closed so that the methane mixes in with the steam and permeates the entire shower.

"My roommate was using all the hot water so I gave him a CLEVELAND STEAMSHOWER and gassed him out."

by Jak_P0t February 12, 2020

Cleveland Eastwood

When a man wakes up w a woman shitting on his chest w a gun in her hand.

This morning I woke up to my gf giving me a Cleveland Eastwood, I’m buying a ring this afternoon.

by SarahKelly September 20, 2020

Cleveland Beaver

Similar to the Cleveland steamer but where a woman on her period drags the contents of the period across the chest of their partnerr

Hard to get the red stains outa the sheets after she gave me the old Cleveland Beaver last night

by Better than jon in every way October 17, 2020

Cleveland Literature

The act of shitting into a book and then shut it ever so quickly, while the faeces splatters on a woman's face during intercourse.

Dude, I gave Mary Cleveland Literature last night and she vomited on my chest.

by Mr. Iamsodamnsick January 23, 2013

To take a cleveland

To take a shit.

Be right back. I have to take a cleveland.

by Shplups April 4, 2023