Carl Wheezer

The all-mighty croissant overlord, as well as the man who will get Jimmy's Mom.

Has 578 allergies, but can still eat ANYTHING.

Hey, Jimmy's mom? Carl Wheezer is pretty fine eh?

by Shrek_The_Second May 8, 2023

Cowboy carl

When you shit in between 2 fat rolls fold, it over tight and process to have sex with it while yelling squeal piggie.

Bro, I gave this gurl a cowboy carl last night.... she was not impressed.

by Ol boii November 28, 2020

Carl Wheezer

God's most powerful being

"Oh Carl Wheezer," "Carl Wheezer christ!"

by Sirkenneth of thirds August 2, 2022

Pull A Carl

Suddenly stop replying during texting, oftentimes after sending a confusing message that would need more explanation, leaving the other person puzzled and annoyed.

1.
A: He just said something about an exam and when i asked what he meant he didn't reply.
B: Yeah he pulled a Carl on me too, he does that a lot.
A: He's gonna have to figure it out on his own then.

2. Stop that right now or i'm gonna pull a Carl on you!

by Cloudless Skies May 12, 2022

carl ortlieb

he stole my gingerbread :(

person 1: hei, you know Carl ortlieb
person 2: yeah, hes stole my gingerbread
person 1: bruh

by Goydrascre December 9, 2021

Hot Carl

When a man shits on another mans face

Yo bro, lemme give you a hot carl

by Joeef February 7, 2022

Angry Carl

The act of shitting diarrhia in a tube sock and finding the nearest person to smack in the face with the mud surprise! Be sure to tie off the open end of the sock and wear a face mask! Shit shrapnell is not cool.

"I just gave the homeless guy on the curb an Angry Carl! He got really shitty about it to!"

by Jack-N-Off May 6, 2010