Canadian sausage

When a man sticks his or her dick into another dick

“Yeah bro lets go do some Canadian sausage in the bathroom”

by SLAV Brew March 2, 2020

Canadian Hamburger

Canadian Hamburger: When you find yourself sitting in the snow naked and stand up and a little bit of shit comes out

Person 1: Yo bro aren't you cold?

Person 2: Oh shit yeah, I'll stand up.

Person 1: DUDE YOU JUST SHIT YOURSELF!

Person 2: Oh dude It's a Canadian Hamburger

by Jay2233 March 10, 2020

Canadian Napalm

When you microwave Maple Syrup and get 7th degree burns when you spill it on yourself.

Ahhhh! I Canadian Napalmed myself microwaving the pancake syrup.

by muffkin July 15, 2013

Canadian Flagpole

The act of taking a hockey stick and thrusting it up another individual's anus.

"listen Jared, if you don't shut up i'm going to turn you into a Canadian Flagpole."

by GLHM November 29, 2011

Canadian bicyclist

Anyone who visits a winery tasting room but doesn't buy any wine. (People riding bicycles generally don't buy wine because they can't carry it, and Canadians are the worst because you can't even ship wine to Canada.)

One winery tasting room worker to another: "How were sales over the weekend?"

Reply: "Shitty. Nothing but a bunch of Canadian bicyclists."

by Redneck Lawyer December 30, 2011

Canadian drive-by

Getting really drunk and throwing snowballs from a car at pedestrians, because guns are dangerous and illegal.

I was hammered last night, so I pulled a Canadian drive-by on some plug in a Habs jersey. Got kicked out of the cab, threw up and pissed myself, but I think I came out on top.

by CanadianHoser November 2, 2011

The Canadian Fish

"The Canadian fish" which is when a person strips down naked and swims through the snow to get to their destination

"Did you see John? "
"Last I saw him he was doing The Canadian Fish to get to Marks house."

by AurorasGuard March 15, 2023