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Callum

Callum is a Loki character to his friends sometimes, but he loves his dog. He also plays on the Xbox with his friends, he is basically addicted to YouTube. He watches marvel movies a lot but he can’t decide what his favourite character is! This annoys his friends a lot and I mean a lot. He has loads of friends but his best friend is Matt Riggs.
Yo, Callum watched a movie yesterday!
by Memelord14732 July 22, 2018
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Callum Newberry

Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand

Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip

Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand

Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman

Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man

Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, ocean man

Ocean man
Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand

Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip

Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand

Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman

Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man

Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man
Callum newberry needs ton pass his peepee.
by yeet mcgee/daddy February 15, 2019
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Callum Newberry

Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand

Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip

Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand

Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman

Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man

Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, ocean man

Ocean man
Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand

Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip

Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand

Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman

Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man

Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man
Callum Newberry needs to pass his peepee smh.
by yeet mcgee/daddy February 15, 2019
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Callum Blythe

An ugly prick who likes to beat up Joshua buck.
Callum Blythe punched Josh Buck around the nose , then killed him.
by TheRealCallumsCorner September 11, 2018
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Callum

A derogatory term normally used by people of high intellect and/or high social status. This term is utilised by prosperous people to depict a white male who carries out vicious attacks on racial minorities especially ones whose name begin with the letter ‘R’.
“Did you hear about the delinquency that was enacted down the road towards a short negroid?”
-“Affirmative, the imbecile who carried out that hooliganism is a real callum!”
by Lord Ohwontoohofor June 8, 2018
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Callum purdie

A jakeball who has the biggest brows in the whole off oxgangs, shags anything that (moves )
(Callum purdie) I LOVE THE VAGG
by Boom box July 9, 2019
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Callum

Callum is the most hideous human you will ever see when you look at him it makes you very glad your not a Callum. He is manly attracted to girls under the age of 6 and has been arrested for having sex with a dead body of an 8 year old boy and gets bullied a lot manly by boys under the age of 10 if you see a Callum then do not approach him
Callum a pedo
by Dead body fucker July 12, 2019
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