Pubelic Accounting

Counting all of the pubes while you are taking a piss in a public urinal.

Ant: Dude, there had to be like 19 pubes ranging from 1-3 inches just chillin' in the urinal when I took my piss.

Mike: That's cute. I see you are studying up on your pubelic accounting.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 17, 2019

Accountants High Wycombe

We believe in work! Providing best services related to Accounts, Payroll, Book Keeping, Business Advices & Local Accountants High Wycombe city based Office. The best fast services at affordable rates.

Accountants High Wycombe meaning in manners that we need an accountant for our business.

by Ubbey May 30, 2018

Outdoor Accountant

An accountant is usually an indoor type, therefore is not accustomed to the outdoor world. In times of crisis an accountant, when doing a shit job, will be banished to the outdoors to live amongst the wilder.

Didn't you hear? Kyle was that shite at work, I heard he's now an outdoor accountant..

by baaailelleee January 26, 2024

from Accounting, don't worry about him

with whom i am cheating on you, worry about him.

"Who's John?"
"Oh, he's from Accounting, don't worry about him"

by yt_graystillployy February 2, 2024

nut savings account

Noun: The balance of busting nuts between two or more people.

“I gave her about 5 or 6 nuts last night. Made that deposit in my nut savings account”

by $MU$Baby October 10, 2023

Accountability Partner

Bro with whom you share porn.

My Accountability Partner Tyler just sent me some horney librarian links.

by Lawnboy November 8, 2023

Root account

The account in Unix and Unix-like operating systems that has access to most of the system (or not all). With this account, you can do many things that normal users without sudo "super user do" access cannot do, such as editing configuration files, software management, user management, and more. It is usually created by the system after the OS installation is finished, however the password may be set during the installation or after the installation.

If you know the password for the root account, do not play with the system unless you know what you're doing.

by 48GI5N32D3D November 26, 2023