Armstronging

The act of cycling after getting high, a particularly popular occurrence in Amsterdam.

"I was really Armstronging it back from that coffee shop last night"

by americaninnetherlands April 22, 2013

Armstrong Lie

A lie large enough that when caught, it'll bite you in the testicle.

I just caught my brother in an Armstrong Lie while he was sleeping with my wife.

by DB Beej July 17, 2014

Lance Armstrong

When you fuck a girl so hard one of your testicles goes back inside.

-Hey, you're walking funny this morning.
-Yeah, me and my girl went so hard yesterday she gave me a Lance Armstrong...
-Ow...

by neobwa October 22, 2014

Jack Armstrong

While it may seem like a slang name, and very well might be to some, Jack Armstrong is also a name of high rank.

Jack Armstrongs are very handsome, caring, and intelligent men.

They give women the shivers and are the subject of day dreams.

Jack Armstrongs are forgiving, intellectual, and are quite possible the most dreamy of men.

Want to know what is more romantic than The Notebook?

Jack Armstrong is.

by SandyDunes November 2, 2014

Josh Armstrong

Josh Armstrong a great guy who is happy to put other people before him if anyone messes about with his mates he will protect and support them. He will take his friends into consideration before himself.

He’s a Josh Armstrong

by Evelyn Peach November 10, 2019

Armstrong

A school with a bunch of sluts, stupid, bullshit people that snich, lie,and blame other people for some more bull shit we also want to be McKeesport for how black, tough, school threat shooting we get

Yeah we r just a bunch of bull shit

did you hear the girl that is from Armstrong

by Buss bill be vs on May 22, 2018

Blake Armstrong

A cool but falls for girls too fast. He's sometimes perverted but is still a G. He's a good guy and you gotta give him time. People usually think he's weird to start off but when you get to know him he's awesome. Add him @blake_armstrong27. Thank you for this and goodbye.

Blake Armstrong is a cool dude

by Yack Orr January 28, 2020