Trucker lava lamp

The act of when you fill up a clear jug with urine and ejaculate into the container so it floats around like lava.

Hey driver I filled up my old milk jug with urine yesterday and was watching my favorite guy on guy porn video and had no towel too ejaculate on too so I did it into the jug and made a trucker lava lamp.

by FatherStevefaketrucker September 13, 2025

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Lava Chicken

A term used to describe chicken cooked using lava, or cooked at a very hot degree in a small amount of time. this term was spawned from a scene that was in 'A Minecraft Movie' (2025)

"You ever wonder what happens when you mix hot lava and chicken? I did, and you're about to find out. You hear that? That's the sound of sizz-uh-ling! mhm. smell that smell... la-la-la-lava! ch-ch-ch-chicken! Steve's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hell! Ooh, mama-cita, now you're ringing the bell! Crispy and juicy, now you're having a snack! Ooh, super spicy, it's a lava attaaaaaaaack!" a quote said by Steve (played by Jack Black) in the aforementioned scene.

by Blind Ant Boi! October 6, 2025

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Lava shits

When your fecial material comes out as a liquid instead of solid, and leaves your anus hole burning so bad that you just wanna cut it off with your pocket knife. This sensation feels like you just dipped your prolapsed ass hole in hot lava. You will soon wish you didn't eat that jalapeno mac and cheese burger about 10 minutes ago.

Gene: holy christ, call the fire department! Carter has the lava shits!

by Dirty Antwan October 29, 2025

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Hind Lava Sad Spa

When you shaved your legs on a summer morning before doing yard work, then put Icy Hot on your back. The summer heat causes the Icy Hot to run down your back and burn your genitals something terrible! There’s nothing you can do to ease the first sting except wait it out. You created a Hind Lave Sad Spa.

Ahna shouldn’t have saved her legs on the same day that she used Icy Hot. I could hear her crying in the bathtub for two hours in her Hind Lava Sad Spa after that cream ran right down her but crack and burned her whole snatch.

by LauraBlu December 5, 2025

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