mercy roll

When you wake up in the middle of the night with a hard on and you realize your girlfriend is in a deep sleep and so it won't be happening. Therefore you simply mercy roll and stop poking her with your hard on.

Realizing it aint gonna happen in the middle of the night, I mercy rolled over and stopped pocking the wife with my hard on dick.

by Gzzzt October 20, 2023

Rolling Line

A model train game made by Gaugepunk studios. A haven for drama and the most mentally insane people, but an overall good game.

Person 1: do you play rolling line?
Person 2: fuck no!

by Aust_75 October 24, 2023

Cold Comfort God Roll

Something other than women that Crobe344 cannot get

Yo dude I just got the Cold Comfort God Roll
Crobe: Fuck you man...

by AstralSync October 29, 2023

Spicy Roll

A "Spicy Roll" is a term used to describe a shorter, good-looking person with a rounded face or facial features.

Say you're at a bar,

Simone: "Hey, look at that person over there."
Pete: "Yeah, they're a real Spicy Roll."

by Leo_Theo November 4, 2023

Toilet Roll Test

The toilet roll test is at first a test of girth on an erect penis. If it's loose you'd best hope it comes out the other end to compensate

Blythe; So are you going to take him home from the bar? Gayle; Yes during the toilet roll test his erection bust open the toilet roll

by Gaybo_Spots November 20, 2023

Pork Roll

When 2 gay bears and a twink get freaky in bed.

“Wow, that pork roll from last night got my ass limpin..”

by Gay Joey December 31, 2023

Frenchman Roll Up

Pooping in the sheets will having sex and then throwing them around you and your partner

"yo did you hear stacy did a frenchman roll up in my bed? now i have to get a new mattress"

by TrulyGreg January 1, 2024