Chocolate Smoothener

That device used to smoothen chocolate, often referred to as melangeur by the less intelligent.

Imma throw those cocoa beans in the chocolate smoothener.

by Connor69gaymer420yeet May 14, 2020

Chocolate Rusty Trombone

When you perform oral sex on the rectum of someone, and blow into their anus to create a gas bubble that will produce feces immediately.

I really didn’t mean to blow that chocolate rusty trombone last night, left a bitter taste.

by Reallowblows May 22, 2020

Chocolate Lemonade

When the female sits reverse on the toilet and positions herself in a position where her ass is eaten while she takes a piss.

Bro, I was off of shrooms and I gave my girl a chocolate lemonade

by Rover925 May 26, 2020

to relax the chocolate starfish

To take a dump.

Especially in an outside toilet.

May I use your bathroom?

I need to relax the chocolate starfish.

by RedpillDude May 29, 2020

Chocolate banana

Code word for sending nudes

Me: Yo your proper peng, Chocolate banana.
Her: Ok ;)

by Adumbbitch July 24, 2020

Chocolate Thunder

The most handsome man on this earth

If you are chocolate thunder you are a smokin hot man! And that’s on period!

by TheBAU💅😗 July 25, 2020

Hot chocolate

The substance remaining excreating from a woman’s anus after having anal sex and receiving a cream pie

Bro I dumped my 10 day load in my girl‘s ass last night and you wouldn’t believe the amount of hot chocolate that poured out!

by Job site dictionary July 29, 2020