The Matrix Rule

When a movie has sequels it is almost always a fact that the first one is good and the rest are absolute shite. Called "The Matrix Rule" because it was one of the first examples of this.

"The second matrix is the best"

*is promptly executed*

"The Matrix Rule"

by Fuck you Coen2 November 12, 2021

Rule <13

Similar to rule 34. If it exists, there's a loli version of it. This doesn't change their age, just their appearance.

Shadman has drawn rule <13 of south park characters

by Casio Heidegger November 13, 2021

Golden rule of the internet

The rule that only one person on the internet may have an opinion on what is and is not funny

"Dude that video you sent was unfunny as shit."
"Don't you know the golden rule of the internet? Only what i say is funny matters."

by Neg is better at risk of rain November 18, 2021

Rule 64

Yes, there’s a Skyrim Mod for that.

"Oh my god, I really want a Paarthunax with a bikini in Skyrim!"
Rule 64 is now active
"There's a mod for that, unfortunately I won't say what mod it is"

by Fahrenwx November 19, 2021

Rule 34 b.

It's the alternative of rule 34 "if something exists, there's porn of it". This rule also add "if something exists, there's a fanfiction of it"

Person a: I can't believe there's a fanfic about Ben Shapiro
Person b: it's the Internet rule 34 b.

by WorthlessSouda March 23, 2022

Teaspoon Rule

A theorem used to determine if one has crapped himself. The rule is as follows: if a person farts, and something comes out (also known as a shart), if the resultant mass adds up to less to a teaspoon. If its adds up to more, than one has crapped his pants.

1:
P1: So I thought I crapped myself yesterday, but luckily it didn’t count under the teaspoon rule.

2.
“If you fart, and something comes out, and the stuff is less than a teaspoon, it counts as a fart. But, if it’s more than a teaspoon, then congratulations, you just s*** yourself.”

-Hannes Van Dahl, drummer for Sabaton

by ApolloJustice0713 March 23, 2022

Rule 72

If it exists, there's a Peepified version of it. If there isn't, there will be.

For those who don't know, peepification is the process of editing pictures and works of art (depicting people or any being with a definable face) to make them resemble the now deceased rapper Lil Peep.

Person 1: "Hey, check out this Mona Lisa painting I found!"
Person 2: "That looks really cool, but look at the peepified version I found of it"
Maria: "WOW! Rule 72 is really awesome!"

by Radicalfunjoy March 26, 2022