Trumpster Fire

The Republican Party, after Donald Trump has had his way with it for eight years. It is in complete shambles…a dumpster fire.

The RNC devolved quickly into a Trumpster Fire.

by FatJimmy August 9, 2024

cottonwood firing squad

an incredible musician, otherwise known as william james rodriguez, billi or CFS

have you heard that new cottonwood firing squad song?

by moose_tracks March 1, 2023

Barn Fire

The act of getting it in the ass by two dicks at once. Like rubbing sticks together to create a spark, this sets your barn on fire.

The last time I drank at practice the guys gave me a wicked Barn Fire!!

by The Abinator March 6, 2023

Irish Fire Drill

This is analogous to a Chinese Fire Drill, however, it's performed strictly on St. Patrick's day or in Ireland and must incorporate a jig prior to re-entering the vehicle.

While driving to Savannah for St. Paddy's, the driver commanded an Irish Fire Drill while in standstill traffic. The onlookers applauded as the passengers performed a perfect Irish jig.

by John C. Mellencamp March 16, 2023

Volunteer Fire Fag

A male, usually age 25-50, who volunteers on a rural fire department. This male usually works at a 9-5 job, leaving that job for every call, and claims PTSD from a grass fire. This faggot usually is anti EMS and pro running sirens and horns at 3am in the town of 500 people. You will also find this faggot spending large amounts of public funds for rescue gear that they will never use.

Hey Brad, did you see that volunteer fire fag establish scene command after there was already a unit on scene?

Hey Chief Jacqui, why did your volunteer fire fag nearly kill me with his decked out POV going 75mph in town to the dumpster fire?

by Azzhole69 March 28, 2023

Alabama Fire Extinguisher

The act of blowing a load on someone's face when milk is unavailable, in order to relieve the burning sensation they have from being doused with pepper spray, while a Britney Spears song plays

Jimmy facking used a Alabama Fire Extinguisher on his cousin Robbie at the fackin family BBQ.

by Diknonymous March 28, 2025

FIRE

The name you give to your new boyfriend after the fire department shows up on your first date at an upscale restaurant.

My new boyfriend is FIRE. In this case, please DO not call 911.

by NonnaK April 3, 2025