May 6

National Shit on your friend’s Violin Day

1: Bro it’s May 6
2: What’s May 6th?
1: National Shit on your friends violin day

2: Finally Jared will stop playing that gay shit

by lpaj May 6, 2024

May 10

National jizz on your gf tits day

It’s May 10, you know what that means.

Ohh yes, cum on my titties

by Biggus Dickus 2013 May 6, 2024

May 11

National Throat Fuck Day

You know what day it is?

May 11, let me hang my head off the bed for you or do you prefer the couch this time?

by Biggus Dickus 2013 May 6, 2024

May 12

International Cum on your BF/GF face

The day you give sloppy head with a messier facial.

You know what day it is?

May 12?

Yes

Ok, just not in my eyes

by Biggus Dickus 2013 May 6, 2024

May 21

This is the day you suck clean your man’s cock after he creampies you. Don’t forget the balls

Your know today is May 21 right?

Yes, now fuck me so I can spit shine your massive dick and lick my juices off of your balls

by Biggus Dickus 2013 May 6, 2024

May 7th

Girls named Ruby shld send nudes to their bfs

Ruby~“Oh it’s may 7th , better send my bf some hot pics

by Riccardo16 May 6, 2024

May 7

May 7th is the national send underwear pic day

Person A: Hey it's the may 7th here is my underwear pic for my love

by Checkitout2024 May 6, 2024