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Goody two shoes

Expecting every team or player that every cheated in baseball to get punished, penalized, or banned is like expecting every politician that ever lied to get executed for treason, it isn't realistic, and it's what a silly person that got their hands on power would try to do, encourage people to report on each other for breaking/violating rules. The same kind of kid that ran to their mommy and told her every rule their sibling ever broke while not seeing their own double standards or reporting them to anybody. Somebody that wants to discredit any team they weren't rooting for by changing the rules and game entirely when they fail at their own game. It's already their game, it's already thrown and rigged in their favor always, they should always win, and there is no excuse when they don't.
The goody two shoes that can be expected to follow the rules exactly is the one that makes life difficult for anybody that is human and not a machine like him/her.

Bach von Hitler ran to her mother about her student not doing all the work she assigned him because it violated her bullshit policies and procedures.
by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021
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Japanese Two-Dong Stableford

When your golf buddy wants to make golf harder than it is.
“DeWayne wants to make us lose strokes playing Japanese Two-Dong Stableford rules.
by LokiDeCat October 27, 2021
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Cut From Two Different Cloths

Raised in the same era with a different mentality than others not raised the same mostly in a positive way big on loyalty and respect. Stand on business not the same as others leading always !
Omg did you see how they handled that yeah I woulda never did that that’s out of pocket we “CUT FROM TWO DIFFERENT CLOTHS” don’t compare me to them
by Oh yop February 19, 2022
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Two

A green algebrailien based off of the number two. They have an iconic british accent and they appear in the web-series TPOT, which is the fifth season of BFDI (Battle for Dream Island).

Amongst the BFDI fandom, they are either hated or loved, with very few viewers having a neutral opinion on them. Their first non-canonical appearance was in XFOHV (X finds out his value), an old animated YouTube video. Two's first canon appearance occurred during the 16th episode of BFB.

They're often made fun of for their accent. its chuesday innit. lmao.
"It's Two's fault our teams did so bad!" -Bell, TPOT 1
by TatterCat February 19, 2022
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two-a-day

What time is it? That two-a-day on the wall is useless.
by inwoodslim February 22, 2022
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two-spacer

A person that follows the traditionalist writing style which includes two spaces after a period.
I bet two-spacers are the type of people that made Pandora accounts and never even tried Spotify.
by bluegingham February 22, 2022
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Twos Day

When you realize that 02/22/22 was in Tuesday.
by steammustachio February 24, 2022
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