Eat a bowl of fuck myself

Also can be used in shorter term of simply “Eat a bowl.”
In East Texas slang originated in the Post Oak Savannah used to show disgruntlement and frustration. Normally used as a last-minute saying being giving up.

What do you mean your out of Marlboro Reds, I guess I can eat a bowl of fuck myself!

by Plutonium Microwave January 9, 2026

Ghost Eating

To stuff your face with food without being noticed while intoxicated or high off the marijuana.

Where did all that food go? You must’ve been ghost eating!

by Iggy003 November 22, 2021

Eating Dicc

When a person or people have shitty names so they hate on everybody whose doing the Name posts

Look at what ____ just posted, he’s eating dicc again

by Eat it Up Scuntty November 23, 2021

Eating banana

A humorous slang word for fellatio. Because the banana’s shape looks like a penis

For example ‘he is eating banana right now’ = ‘he is performing oral intercourse right now’

by marcotoa January 19, 2025

Eat my ass

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An edible chocolate anus

I am so hungry so I just wanna eat my ass

by marcotoa January 20, 2025

Eat The Salute

It’s Jewish Irish

Eat The Salute of Eire

by DidymusSale January 22, 2025

Dead Dove: Do Not Eat

you're getting exactly what's tagged

person 1: holy shit this character just jumped off a cliff why would the author write this
person 2: was it tagged with Dead Dove: Do Not Eat?
person 1: yeah
person 2: thats your fault bud they warned you

by robynn_ January 25, 2025