bump-roll

v. The act of bumping an outdated forum thread in an effort to fool unsuspecting readers.

An act designed for the lulz.

Tommy: "Hey Chad, have you just seen the news on the forum?"

Chad: "No, man."

Tommy: "The thread says Michael Jackson died today."

Chad: "Man, that's old news. Check the date of the thread, you just got bump-rolled."

by DanSmythWordSmith June 23, 2011

Santa Fe Sausage Roll

- the most deviant and perverse sexual act known to man. For liability reasons, we are unable to provide a full definition. However, we can say that it involves lots of Texas Pete, one penis, and two men.

Hopefully Tom will get drunk enough to night to try and old Santa Fe Sausage Roll.

by Mr. Thor July 3, 2011

Sausage Rolled

To run your hand over a guys pants during a make out session to check if he has an erection.

Sam kissed him fiercely, by the tempature in the room she could tell things were getting hot but she wouldn't know for sure until she sausage rolled Eric.

by lovedoctor15 October 28, 2011

Jay Rolling

The act of a handicapped person, usually in a wheelchair, crossing the street without using a crosswalk.

That bitch was Jay Rolling right in front of my car! I should have hit her!

by Pickles Ross October 10, 2011

Rolling queen

Someone whom has impeccable marijuana rolling capability.

Look at Lauren she can do everything and she’s a rolling queen

by gotthismoneyonme May 20, 2023

Rolled

When somebody is slow as fuck

“I just ran a 9 minute mile in PE” said young Timmy.
“Oml you’re fucking rolled. Mee maw coulda done that” I respond.

by TyronDaGreat69 May 23, 2023

I was bangin' 7 gram rocks, That's how i roll. Winning

A song by The Gregory Brothers

I was bangin' 7 gram rocks, That's how I roll. Winning
I have one gear: GO - epic winning
Are you bipolar?
I'm bi-winning
Win here, win there, win, win everywhere, where

by SPrice1980 May 27, 2023