May 21

This is the day you suck clean your man’s cock after he creampies you. Don’t forget the balls

Your know today is May 21 right?

Yes, now fuck me so I can spit shine your massive dick and lick my juices off of your balls

by Biggus Dickus 2013 May 6, 2024

May 7th

Girls named Ruby shld send nudes to their bfs

Ruby~“Oh it’s may 7th , better send my bf some hot pics

by Riccardo16 May 6, 2024

May 7

May 7th is the national send underwear pic day

Person A: Hey it's the may 7th here is my underwear pic for my love

by Checkitout2024 May 6, 2024

May 7

National head day

Guess what today is, its may 7 you know what that means mariah

by I love Mariah May 6, 2024

May 7

National give your man head day

Guess what day it is, it's may 7 you know what that means Mariah

by I love Mariah May 6, 2024

May 8th

National say yes day
Pick someone who you know and they must answer yes to everything you ask in some way

Sharon, "tell me when u last has sex?"
Bailey, "no"
Sharon, "it's national say yes day (may 8th)"
Bailey, "oh yeah, it was with your brother yesterday"
Sharon, "wait what?"

by Bobtheconstructor May 7, 2024

May 9th

What ever happens on may 9th stays between you two

Person: hey we should do (anything) it’s may 9th
Person2: okay because its may 9th it stays between us

by Iz_ka11 May 8, 2024