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bump-roll

v. The act of bumping an outdated forum thread in an effort to fool unsuspecting readers.

An act designed for the lulz.
Tommy: "Hey Chad, have you just seen the news on the forum?"

Chad: "No, man."

Tommy: "The thread says Michael Jackson died today."

Chad: "Man, that's old news. Check the date of the thread, you just got bump-rolled."
by DanSmythWordSmith June 23, 2011
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Santa Fe Sausage Roll

- the most deviant and perverse sexual act known to man. For liability reasons, we are unable to provide a full definition. However, we can say that it involves lots of Texas Pete, one penis, and two men.
Hopefully Tom will get drunk enough to night to try and old Santa Fe Sausage Roll.
by Mr. Thor July 3, 2011
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Sausage Rolled

To run your hand over a guys pants during a make out session to check if he has an erection.
Sam kissed him fiercely, by the tempature in the room she could tell things were getting hot but she wouldn't know for sure until she sausage rolled Eric.
by lovedoctor15 October 28, 2011
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Jay Rolling

The act of a handicapped person, usually in a wheelchair, crossing the street without using a crosswalk.
That bitch was Jay Rolling right in front of my car! I should have hit her!
by Pickles Ross October 10, 2011
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ceoughescheigh rolls have 463 pieces of zooquini

What I looked up to mean "sushi rolls have 463 pieces of zucchini" and it had a no results found for - t t t. The CEOUGHESCHEIGH sounds like sushi where + ) * ce makes an s and oughe makes an oo sound and the u is pronounced like oo with a silent gh and sch is prounced like sh and the eigh having a pronunciation with ee and the i has a pronounciation with ee. The ZOOQUINI sounds like zucchini where zoo sounds like zu like where we keep animals in {1025270316263097261944720474401927321} {judd} and the qu sounds like cch and the ini is the same.
Ceoughescheigh rolls, ceoughescheigh rolls, ceoughescheigh rolls have zooquini. Sushi rolls, sushi rolls, sushi rolls have zucchini. 400, 400, 463. I then looked up zooquini and blooberreigh muffin after ceoughescheigh rolls have 463 pieces of zooquini and it had a no results found for. When I thought that the only place with bugm stuff was the gym and there is no bugm stuff at home and I saw an umbrella and I looked at it and I saw Mearcheaux Nose and we have a bumpy umbrella and mearcheaux means bumpy umbrella and also the umbrella is bugm and I put red nail polish on it and the umbrella cover is bugm and also I got a punching bag from the store and it was bugm like our umbrella at home and it was mearcheaux bugm and I said that our umbrella at home is bumpy and I watched the end credits of Ice Age 2 The Meltdown when I saw a punching bag and I went to the Junior School Oval and I saw something bugm like our umbrella at home and it was white and the padding at the Year 3 playgrounds is white and our umbrella at home is white and it is a white umbrella and the curtain at Lower Gym is white and it was bugm like our umbrella at home and the padding on the pillars at IMAX is white and it was bugm like our umbrella at home.
by heagheueppon January 15, 2023
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Rock And Roll

bro this new song is so fire!

what genre is it nigga?

its rock and roll bro

this why yo mama dead. bitch ass nigga
by free young thug, free ysl January 24, 2023
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diddy roll

The action of fucking a woman between the tits
She was on the blob and I was needing more than a wank , so she gave me a diddy roll
by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023
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