Chocolate Puddin Pop

When you pour in instant chocolate pudding mix and milk into your partner's asshole, fuck them to get it all mixed evenly, then go under them and slurp it out of the orifice. When you're done, you smack your lips to make that 'pop' sound.

Mmm, no thanks Mom I don't want anything to eat, I just had a Chocolate Puddin Pop.

by Blechorous May 11, 2016

chocolate mr whippy

A long stream of light airy shit

I couldn't stop, it was like chocolate mr whippy

by mattpacer May 16, 2016

chocolate trump

When you do what you thought was a fart but actually it was the shits. Usually accompanied by a sudden warm feeling in the underpants...

"Whoa, what's that stain on the sofa?"

"Had to clean up 'cos I did a chocolate trump"

by TrickyTrevMcTrick May 17, 2016

chocolate tunnel tongue dancing

Another word for tossing salad or oral anal copulation.

Honey it's time for some chocolate tunnel tongue dancing!

by Oldworldman January 19, 2018

alaskan hot chocolate

A variation of the Alaskan Pipeline, but instead of solid shit, you use diarrhea.

Hey man, we did the alaskan hot chocolate last night. She absolutely loved it!

by john00 January 18, 2018

chocolate feast

(Verb) Gang rape by a group of African-American males

Person who haveth been gangraped: Dude something happened
Other person: What?
Person who haveth been gangraped: I got chocolate feasted by 5 guys

by Vaacif January 23, 2018

Chocolate moose

What ladies get from wiping back to front.

Always wipe front to back or you'll end up with a chocolate moose .

by Trandle man January 25, 2018