hot chocolate river

It's like a Cleveland Steamer but with saran wrap.

When I hang out with Jahrel, we always take a trip down the hot chocolate river.

by Am@nda August 8, 2016

Chocolate fight

A chocolate fight is when you fuck a girl in the ass and then pull out so she can shit on your hand and then slap her in the face with her shit.

My hands are still a little smelly from that chocolate fight I had last week.

by Drizzy drizzle drew July 28, 2016

the chocolate frosties

When you're taking a shit and it's not exactly solid but not liquidy enough to classify as diaheria and is almost like one long turd that is almost like a frosty

I shouldn't have eaten that Chinese food because now i got the chocolate frosties.

by Talonghoul July 27, 2016

chocolate ass

When someone fucks you and right after shits on your cooch

Jimmy had chocolate ass after fucking ally and serina

by HD July 20, 2016

chocolate umbrella

A hand, closed into a fist (either a punching fist or a fisting fist), inserted into the anus and then opened as far as the confines of the cavity will allow.

Our fisting had become mundane and robotic so i decided to spice things up with a chocolate umbrella.

by TheJoePilato June 28, 2016

chocolate pablo

When you force laxatives down your partners mouth while plugging her ass with your thumb and waiting for her to explode on your hand then you slap her across her face

I chocolate pablo visited my girlfriend last night that shits still on her face

by The professor 827 June 6, 2016

Chocolate Dipped Vanilla Cone

White man with a black penis.

Mike: I think I have a new fetish. White dudes with big black cocks.

Matt: Ohh you like that Chocolate Dipped Vanilla Cone?!

by ModernDrunkard May 24, 2016