Middle Aged White Man

Racist American, in their 30-40's who can often been found mowing the lawn, drinking Budweiser's or telling at black people.

Person 1: That Middle Aged White Man just said a slur!
Person 2: What did you except?

by God's favorite child. September 24, 2023

Very perfect middle finger emoji

This is a test to see if the spacing is crap

Normal person: does a very perfect middle finger emoji *f you!!!*
Urban Dictionary: hmm lemme just copy-WAIT WHATTTT 404 GITHUB ERROR?

by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ September 28, 2023

middle sliders

An adjective used to describe someone who is remarkably generic looking, as if they were made in a video game character creator with all the sliders left in the middle.

Ben is so middle sliders that people often can't remember meeting him, even if they've been introduced on multiple occasions.

by Super Robo Wizard September 29, 2023

Middle man

A person who is friends with one person and that same person who hates one of your other friends and they used to be close and now they got issues with each other where your self wasn’t involved in. Also it is a thought situation that your a middle man because say a friend of yours ask you to chill with them and then someone else that your friend hates ask u to chill with them it’s a thought situation on your end to choose who to hangout with...

Francesca: hey Nicole want to hangout today I’m feeling a little down and I need to get out of the house

Nicole: I’ll let you know soon Francesca I just need to know if I can go out. And I hope everything is okay

*Nicole hangs up from Francesca then receives a call from her friend Diana who Francesca hates and Diana also hates Francesca*

Diana: hey Nicole do you want to hangout tonight.

Nicole: ummm maybe but Francesca asked me to hangout though
Diana: oh it’s okay

Nicole: it would be nice to hangout with you two at the same time but I’m the Middle man in every situation with all of my friends and it’s really stressful tbh but I’ll think about it

Diana: okay just let me know. I’ll call you back

by Rodeohillbilly7 January 22, 2020

Avenel middle school

A bitch ass school with kids that talk shit but don’t do anything

Avenel middle school is so ass

by A beautiful ass bitch January 25, 2020

Lenape middle school

A crackhead school, but quality people

I fucking hate Lenape middle school but I also love it

by On jah 6969696 January 30, 2020

log collage middle school

A place that teachers don't care about you give you stuff you don't need and
There is a a lot of girls that want. Some dick

Log collage middle school is a terrible place

by Kidissome January 31, 2020