Atticus J

Atticus J is a pookie dookie big duck doodle daddy. No one can steal him. He's the definition of hottie mctottie. daddy so hot even the jetski gets wet thinking about him. like hooooooly fuck. he fucks his bike and his pillow daily, and pouring kirks all over himself is a random monday's ritual. He's so ughhhhhhh and his eyes are so ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh and UGHHHHHHHHHHHH AND LETS NOT FORGET HE IS JACKED AF BRO. GIRLS SEE HIM AND THEY GO YES DADDY 😩😩😩

- "Atticus J is clapped" SAID LITERALLY NO ONE EVER

- "have u seen atticus humping his pillow? i wish that was me..."
- "ATTICUS COME F ME DADDYYYYYYYYY" - ppp

by PPPrincess December 23, 2025

Donald J. Trump

You got a whole lot of ceasefires not happening over there, Bud. You need to help with that.

Hym Iam "Donald J. Trump is also not Hym, and is, therefore, one of the Not-Mes. What, uh... What is going on over there? It seems like shit is going down."

by Hym Iam January 4, 2026

Boobie and J

When the female partner slathers peanut butter on their boobs and the male partner covers their dick in jelly and receives a boob job

My wife gave me a Boobie and J last week and it was the best sex experience ive had with her since we got married, you gotta try it

by J01NT January 6, 2026

Kah-J

Greatest Of All Time

My child will be named Kah-J because he is my favourite child

by Kahtastrophic November 22, 2021

Esdras J. Cruz

Esdras J. Cruz is a young man with a classic comb-over who may be quiet, but will have a lot to say if you incite a conversation especially with football ("soccer" if you live in the US), science, math, FIFA, or even Minecraft. His absolute favorite meal is a Philadelphia Cheese Steak Sandwich with an ice cold apple cider. He's an American with Native and European ancestry, but is very eager to find out where his ancestors came from specifically. He is a Club America fan who will support and defend his team from salty opposers, who will be debunked anyways mwahaha (with respect lol). Further preferred activities include drawing, running miles, as well as collecting jerseys.

"Esdras J. Cruz asked if I'll finish my Philly Sandwich"
"Esdras J. Cruz s talking with his NY accent again :("

"Esdras J. Cruz won the mansion building competition in Minecraft again"
"Esdras J. Cruz drinks so much tea and I ran out of tea packets m8"

by ejc_10 November 22, 2021

Bella J

Sweetest girl in the world is very stubborn tho but she cares. She has an attitude out of this world but compliments it with her looks. Bella J is a goddess in disguise and has the body of one. They often fall for Libras or guys or girls that names start with D

She is such a Bella J

by Pseushaun November 22, 2021

J lone

A male doing rock climbing at Earth Treks.
A male doing one arm pull up as a hobby.

Sup, my J lone bro took a few years to achieve OAPU!

by J lone November 22, 2021