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golf trophy

Something you get after destroying people dreams and being a bad husband
Damn, have you seen that guy, he has a golf trophy, he must be a madman
by AidenXxX February 5, 2018
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Trophy Wife

D: “Gesse you look like a trophy wife.”
G: *sends her friends a picture and tells them*
K: “What’s that?”
D: “A woman who just marries for money, but I told her just to boost her confidence.”
by your.moms.secretly.gay October 10, 2021
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Trophy Son

A son that typically has a feminine build and is normally a Starbucks barista. Much less muscular than his two closest brothers in age.
Family Gathering Conversation

Mother: Alex you really are a Trophy son.
Father: Sigh
Brothers:haha
by Lesterholtshairline August 11, 2021
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Hurricane trophy

Finding an object of value in your yard after a hurricane passes that does not belong to you
by Nofencenodog August 30, 2021
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“Trophy Wife”

Term: A women who is 5’3 and under.

A “award” trophy can range in any size and style , but usually a trophy never goes past a certain size and height matter; not to big to hold or carry.

A women who is taller does not classify as a “trophy wife”, because a trophy wife symbolizes a women you can “almost pick up as you’re trophy “; she is “trophy sized”. (Noun) 🏆
“I’m found myself a trophy wife !”

“My “trophy wife” is so small and dainty.”

“She’s so short and beautiful, now that is a trophy wife.”
by Crandyjam23 June 30, 2021
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White Trophy

The act of a woman executing oral sex while watching the final moments of your favorite sport and ejaculating at the same time your team is pronounced victorious. Feeling the combined euphoric sensation of victory and satisfaction. Win-win.
Guy: I totally did the white trophy on my chick last night during the Charger's game!
Guy 2: NICE! Can we do the houdini 2 on her now?
by tigerwarrior October 17, 2012
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Crotch trophy

Crotch trophy or trophies are the product of a woman who doesnt want the father involved in their childs life. Making them a trophy to said woman. Just using the father for child support and moving onto another man to try and collect another crotch trophy. This continues until said woman can no longer have children or no one will sleep with her.
Brittany is showing off pictures of her new crotch trophy.
That bitch has so many crotch trophies, I lost count of her baby daddys.
by Irish87blaze November 17, 2018
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