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Commitment Chicken

You know the cat and mouse game of people trying to decide on when and where to meet, yet wont make any commitments to specifics unless you throw out a time. Yet you know if you do they're going to just say they aren't available but maybe later.
Rhymes with Adam: Is anyone planning on being around tomorrow?
Dr. Orpheus: let's say yes. if there's not normal activity i can come in. was planning to at some point
Smartass Bear: What time of day are we talking about?
Rhymes with Adam: What time are you available?
Smartass Bear: Magic 8 ball says I'm not waking up before noon. So 4pm and on maybe.

....crickets

So that's what Commitment Chicken is...
by Smartass Bear May 1, 2020
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Go Commit Viki

The action of screaming incoherently at the first person you see using a mobile device.
by Alpha Mailman May 18, 2020
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Committed the drisis

A person who used to be average that turned into a man that has a creepy mustache and resembles drisis
John:That guy committed the drisis!
by Bentoboy June 7, 2020
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Committing Evil for Evils Sake

Committing Evil for Evils Sake - the Satanic way
by WorseThanHitler November 4, 2020
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commitable

Completely crazy; one foot in the looney bin; unfit for mingling with the general public
That persons is commitable. I have no idea why she expects to be treated like royalty; she is commitable.
by noepnope November 7, 2017
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commitable

Completely crazy; one foot in the looney bin; unfit for mingling with the general public
That persons is commitable. I have no idea why she expects to be treated like royalty; she is commitable.
by noepnope November 7, 2017
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Commitment Puppy

A puppy adopted or bought to prove or force a relationship to be permanent. The modern equivalent of getting pregnant to force a marriage.
Girl 1: Wow, she sure does love that puppy. She's got to have posted at least 50 pictures of it.
Girl 2: It's her commitment puppy, didn't you notice how her boyfriend is in every picture?
by Fresh Edelweiss February 19, 2018
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