Sims

Being more handsome than everyone around you but still getting no hoes

God I hate being a sims!!

by Certifiedwegro December 5, 2024

Iceberg Sim

A too cute zillenial girl with an angelic face, a ready stash of Cellular Deconstructed Cannabinoid Gummies, tight schedules, and weird notions of Yogi Pooh Taboo-boo Love. Iceberg Sim does for the zill what Iceberg Slim did for the pimp, Simone de Bolivar for the cigar, and Joseph Fry for the chocolate bar: she’ll articulate your thoughts and feelings like never before.

I can meet you at eight, but first I gotta connect with Iceberg Sim at six for a fix of visual insubordination.

by Mr. Wu December 14, 2024

Iceberg Sim

A too cute zillenial girl with an angelic face, ready stash of Cellular Deconstructed Cannabinoid Gummies, tight schedules, and weird notions of Yogi Pooh Taboo-boo Love. Iceberg Sim does for the zill what Iceberg Slim did for the pimp, Simone de Bolivar for the cigar, and Joseph Fry for the chocolate bar: she’ll articulate your thoughts and feelings like never before.

I can meet you at eight, but first I gotta connect with Iceberg Sim in the alley at six for a fix of visual insubordination.

by Mr. Wu December 15, 2024

Iceberg Sim

A far too cute zillenial girl with disarming angelic grace, ready stash of Cellular Deconstructed Cannabinoid Gummies, pocket book genius vibe, tight schedules, and weird notions of Yogi Pooh Taboo-boo Love. Iceberg Sim does for the zill what Iceberg Slim did for the pimp, Simone de Bolivar for the cigar, and Joseph Fry for the chocolate bar: she’ll articulate your thoughts and feelings like never before.

I can meet you at eight, but first I gotta connect with Iceberg Sim in the alley at six for a fix of visual insubordination.

by Mr. Wu December 15, 2024

Sim

Submissive Impregnable Male

Used in a bdsm context towards men with a kink to be bred and men with wombs

"He is such a sim... I just want to do unspeakable things to him <3 "

by Allie Fisher July 28, 2025

Ken Sim (Mayor)

Widely regarded as Vancouver's No. 1 limp dick pussy.

Ken Sim (Mayor)? You mean the guy who became mayor of Vancouver, hired a bunch of cops, discussed heating a swimming pool via crypto farm, uses public city hall office as private gym? Yeah he fucking sucks.

Yeah, he probably shows up at more VPD glory holes than city council meetings.

by pooooooki July 30, 2025

Sim

Playable characters in The Sims that have gauges for bladder, hunger, energy, fun, social, and hygiene.

forgot to check on my Sim, and now they're in desperate need of a bathroom break!

by Emotional Cruiser August 10, 2025