promise

fat bitch that eats too much

hey, have you seen Promise,

no shes probably eating her 10th dinner

by daylin Brunson June 14, 2023

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Promise

Promise is a very beautiful girl. She has a very big ass and she gets a lot of guys attention with it. She has amazing pussy and she gives amazing blowjobs. Get you a promise. She is very special and goofy when you get to know her.

That’s Promise she’s really nice and she has a fat ass!

by jaebaebae June 21, 2023

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Promise brand

A discontinued brand of butter.

Unfortunately the Promise brand has been discontinued. We were happy to have been a part of your family meals over the years and hope that you consider continuing the mealtime tradition with I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter Original which has been certified by the American Heart Association’s® (AHA) Heart-Check Food Certification Program.

by Wendysfg June 25, 2023

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Pee Pee Promise

An appropriately silly and childish alternative for the more stronger word, known as the Penis Promise.

Girl: "Can you promise me to not tell anyone/"

Boy: "Pee Pee Promise!"

Girl: Ok, let's kiss!

by MyInternetSucks February 12, 2023

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Welsch promise

Old Welsch custom of giving a gift of food with one serving missing.
The “Promise” of the gesture was that this gift would not be given if it were not at least good enough for the person giving the gift. The missing serving was presumed to be used to confirm the quality of the item and evaluate possible improvements.
The custom is thought to have originated in the mid-seventeenth century.

We did not understand why our Thanksgiving turkey only had one wing until my grandfather explained the custom of the Welsch promise, and it’s purpose of honoring his guests.

by Juan Moore Beer October 18, 2023

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