Hair Pony

The circular device a female uses to put the hair in a ponytail

Hey girl you got a hair pony I can use, so I can go suck this dick?

by Rynoshorn January 15, 2019

pony yogurt

A thick curdled residue found in equine semen harvesting gear. True pony yogurt develops after semen harvesting equipment is used many times without being cleaned.

Rancher 1: Hot damn! What is that smell?
Rancher 2: Aw, that's just Jeanine. She finally got around to cleaning that horse cock sleeve and now she's got pony yogurt up to her elbow!

by tupac_lives July 22, 2016

pony pool

A group of single male or female friends comprised of EX's and people who want to get with the person who keeps a pool. Commonly involved in inappropriate conversations and sexual advances with who has the pool.

Common outcome of a Pony pool inappropriate behavior by both parties.

Examples of use:
" She keeps a Pony pool because she's afraid of commitment."
" she keeps a Pony pool because it's easier to cheat"
" She keeps A Pony pool because she doesn't want to reject them and hurt their feelings."

by Angrytrucker May 13, 2016

pony a bike

When a person is on a bike and one hand is steering that bike and the other hand is steering another bike that they just stole.

Look at that guy pony a bike. He just stole it from that bike rack.

by JoeyBomm August 16, 2020

Pony piss

Not difficult and easy to do.

This job is pony piss compared to the last one!

by Posttisshit June 14, 2020

Pony Necking

A sexual request made of one hot chick to another in which one straddles the face of the other while nude, and then slides down along her neck. like riding a pony, a little pony. pony necking.

She whispered into my ear "i want you to pony neck me" So i straddled her face and slid down her neck and squeezed just enough to choke her with my p*ssy. That is pony necking

by ponycornhorn October 4, 2012

Lonely Pony

A word for something that is alone and has nobody with them.

Friend_1: Alright we're off to home, good luck in your last class.
Friend_2: Your a lonely poney

Someone is waiting for the train and a friend comes by and says: hey what are you being lonely pony about?

by watercrafter December 7, 2011