normal

In theory, what everyone should try to be.

Guy: I just want to be normal.

Girl: Good.

by Ereck Flowers August 21, 2018

normal

Something which is not the Urban Dictionary.

English teacher: Why don't you look up the word in a normal dictionary, not the Urban Dictionary
The whole class: scru u m8 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by Bourjois May 29, 2018

Normal

Normal is a common synonym for "cis heterosexual".

John is normal, he is cis and heterosexual.

by PUTOSUBNORMAL March 5, 2023

normalation

when another person does something stupid or cool

- I fucked your mother today
- NORMALATION?!?!?!

by notdomelio March 25, 2023

Normal Work - HN

Looking busy while doing nothing

Ioana go back to your Normal Work - HN style

by qweqweHN March 29, 2023

Vanilla Normal

1. Calm on the outside, hog-shit crazy on the inside
2. Typically used as a self identification.

3. Your buddy who’s rather quiet until they’ve had a few drinks & a couple nose beers & the real them comes out & they’re an absolute fucking lunatic.
4. Closet nose picker.

Girl - “Yea, so I’m pretty sure I can talk to aliens in my head.”
Guy - “Really? No way?”
Girl - “Yea & I might be able to read my friends minds from across the planet too.”
Guy - “Damn, I mean I’m a little crazy inside, I kinda think that’s real.”
Girl - “You’re totally bat-shit crazy dude.”
Guy - “You’re hog-shit crazy”
Girl - “Pshhh, I’m Vanilla Normal, Don’t get it twisted.”
Guy - ***Goes to urban dictionary

by TheBoogerBandit February 7, 2023

climate normal

Climate normal is the normal fluctuations of temperature and season as the earth rotates daily during a yearly transit of the nearest star with including significant fluctuations in distance, solar wind, energy release and magnetic shielding. With additional effects of gravity from the moon.

I woke up this morning and it was colder that it was this after noon, it’s climate normal.

by Lizardfish69420 February 11, 2023