8 Ball Mohammed

8 Ball Mohammed
(slang; NSFW; Southall edition)

A notorious late-night move in Southall involving a sweaty quickie behind a shisha lounge, usually fuelled by a dodgy wrap and bad decisions. The “8 ball” isn’t coke — it’s what his balls look like after being tugged raw in a car park.

A guy who swears he’s straight, but by 3 a.m. outside Broadway he’s doing the full 8 Ball Mohammed special on any lad with a kebab and a Rizla.

Example 1:
“Bruv, don’t leave him alone after the club — he’ll pull an 8 Ball Mohammed on you round the bins.”

Example 2 (NSFW):
“She thought he was dropping coke, but it turned out to be an 8 Ball Mohammed — two hairy nuts, a lot of spit, and a ride back to Southall Broadway

by HorseCoq August 30, 2025

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Mohammed

Usually a shrimp dick sheep who tries to prove hes the shit.

Don't be fooled.

"Do you wanna see something funny?"
"Quit being such a Mohammed."

by Trueblue16 September 24, 2025

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Mohammed Avdol the great

The most handsome being in all of existance

I love Mohammed Avdol the great

by Chikenboy67 September 27, 2025

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eyad mohammed elsaid abduallah mohammed booza

part of a secret organisation called the booza gang,loves roblox , short, mr omar fan, dexter morgan from ohio, flash fan, tvd fan, in love with yoosef gf mariam , fast in water

this guy is eyad mohammed elsaid abduallah mohammed booza he has to be fast in water
sa7bi ya sa7bi
booza

by booza gang November 4, 2025

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eyad mohammed elsaid abduallah mohammed booza

part of a secret organisation called the booza gang,loves roblox , short, mr omar fan, dexter morgan from ohio, flash fan, tvd fan, in love with yoosef gf mariam , fast in water

this guy is so eyad mohammed elsaid abduallah mohammed booza he must be shabnore

by booza gang November 4, 2025

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