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Micro-dick

A dick that is so small one would need a microscope to view it.
He had such a micro-dick I couldn’t even feel it in me.
by Ballhumper August 14, 2023
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micro torture

The act of slow torture but with small objects like needles, pens, and little 4 inch pocket knives
Whilst Jonathan was strapped to the chair Jesse preformed micro torture for hours on him until he told him what he wanted.
by psyclime4ed August 27, 2023
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Micro

A small sesh, often lasting only for a few hours.
by Dr_B September 25, 2023
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micro-boned

Getting or have been railed by a micro-penis.
"I was super excited to get railed, but I didn't even feel it, guess I got micro-boned."
by Cometh_At_Thee April 26, 2022
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Micro Micro Micro Really Tiny Penis

Wow that’s a Micro Micro Micro Really Tiny Penis.
by GuyMontagFourFiveOne October 24, 2022
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micro-criticism

also: micro-criticism, microcriticism, micro-criticize, micro-criticized

1: A statement, action, or incident regarded as an instance of indirect, subtle, or unintentional expression of disapproval of someone or something based on perceived faults or mistakes.

2: Criticising someone by using a different person as an example. Not necessarily intentional.

3: Intentionally criticising a person covertly, in an easily deniable way, as the actual subject being criticized is not referenced directly, but is only hinted at through situational context. A technique sometimes used in "gaslighting".
"My mother's story about a former friend was a pretext to micro-critize my life's choices."

"He made a micro-criticism when he said to me that he hates that other person's pants, while I was wearing the same kind.

"When I confronted her for insinuating I was fat, she got defensive and said I misunderstood, she was talking about other people, not me. I felt bad for getting mad, but we were talking about me in the first place. Was it a micro-criticism, or am I overly sensitive?"
by Spider689 January 21, 2022
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Micro

Before you were born you were a single celled organism and was MICRO
by Shredded cheddar September 28, 2022
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