The Ivan Effect

When you are subjected to have a situationship with a guy who is interested in you for a month, specifically for sexual favors, then ghosts you out of the blue.

"Yeah I've been hanging out with him for a few weeks and everything has been good but he randomly ghosted me."
"He did the same thing to me. You got hit with The Ivan Effect."

by Mayviper May 1, 2023

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ivan silva

term to use if someone is gay ASFFFFFFFF

That sam kid is kinda gay he might be ivan silva.

by sam silva May 3, 2023

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A guy that looks mexican, but he's clearly salvadorian due to his height, or lack thereof. Frequents ratemyprofessors.com, in which he is constantly tearing down the various professors he has throughout his semester at community college. I think his dick is big too? He said so but I think he might be lying.

Damn Ivan, you got a BIG ol' dick and balls!

by azarockclimb May 9, 2023

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Ivan

Someone with many enemies but it's okay because he's short. He is addicted to energy drinks that straight up taste like liquid candy, so much so that he may be going blind. He is a good friend...sometimes, and is terrible with human emotions. In short, a neurotic caffeine addict with a 20 inch cock. He will make anybody laugh sometimes.

Wow! Ivan sure has a human cock!
Ivan, How many fingers am I holding up?
I got railed by Ivan's human cock and am now hospitalized.

by azarockclimb May 9, 2023

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The Tudor Ivan Effect

the Tudor Ivan effect is a nonconformist phenomenon with aphrodisiac intentions applied to a partner of the opposite sex with the intention of initiating or simmering the man towards a sweet game of cards.

Person 1: Idk man she has everything, like personality, good tastes and large balconies. But today she ghosted me and I am mad.
Person 2: Oh no you just gotten the Tudor Ivan Effect lmao.

by Maestrul tau fa October 3, 2023

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