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Hindle-ism

HINDLE-ISM (pleetoes inspired)
“Truth is bae.Truth is justin beiber. Don't be holy be holy-ish”

As in -ish i mean don’t twerk when highschoolers demand you to, that wouldn’t be very holy of you.

Holy-ish religion rules
Must listen to justin beiber bc bieber is key to being holy-ish
PUPPIES when sad puppies
Love assault (hit out of love) if they were not out of love that is not holy
“Wanna make out” NO NO NO NO NO we are too holy for that
Leaving read receipts on ! (EMMA CAN'T RELATE)
MUST NEVER BE A COLORED PENCIL(except on twin day)
Always must wear a hoodie
VEGETABLES ARE A NO NO
Must believe kailyhn is hotter than the sun
Daily selfies must be taken
Rock and roll sign (we use to show god and jesus we love him)
Youth group is not to praise god but to look at hot guitar player duhh
NO PEPSI we PREFER COKE (not the drug kind )
Must believe that john b is hot
Must have straight-ish teeth (#INVISALIGN)
Emma (OCD child) MUST NOT live by a fence (doesnt matter cuz it doesn't exist)
NO EMO’S
Must have a John B phone case
Must be given a nickname by “THE HOLY-ISH HINDLE
Must not be retarted (sassy tassi can't relate)
Don't ditch me or threaten to stop talking to me
DOES NOT HAVE CALENDARS OF HER MOM (EMMA CAN'T RELATE)

MUST SEND A JAWLINE PIC)
doesn't get mad when u hit them (EMMA CANT RELATE)
doesn't hang up on you (anze cant relate)
-ISH IS KEY
CO FOUNDERS
SASSI TASSI (isaac) OCD-ISH CHILD (EMMA)

MADE BY THE HOLY-ISH KAILYHN
we are part of "hindle-ism"
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ClassD-ism

A person who spends their entire life dedicated to ensuring Class-Ds are worshipped and get everything they want while ignoring the FP side.

A person that is in Class-Dism religion is referred to as a "Class-Dist"
"I Support the recent Solitary confinement change despite the fact ScD and MD can no longer do their job" - An Example of ClassD-ism scripture
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addiction-to-older-people-ism

a religion where people have an addiction to people way older than them.
I follow addiction-to-older-people-ism because of marvel and other celebrities.
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Megumi-ism

The act of having extreme potential and the ability to rise to great power but ultimately falling short and failing to live up to said potential. Someone who expresses Megumi-ism is also commonly referred to as a “Potential Man”.
“Did you hear about that new kid? I hear he’s been showing a lot of Megumi-ism.”

“Yeah, I heard. Guy seems like a real Potential Man.”
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Rendi-ism

1. The act of performing high-level wizardry to solve Capture The Flag (CTF) challenges that leave even seasoned hackers stumped.
2. When someone pulls off an impossibly clever exploit or reverse-engineers a problem in seconds, leaving everyone else wondering if they’re even human.
Bro, that binary was encrypted six ways from hell and back… then Dave just whispered to the terminal and it cracked. Total Rendi-ism.
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Silly-ism

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Ben-ism

A type of religion followed by Benists. They worship a god known as Ben. Yep, just Ben. They are known for the practice of Wukieomplex, in order to reach a state of nirvana/heaven known as True Spleebent.

They have a bible-like Google Doc known as the Bory Of Sten, which is a retelling of The Paris Apartment but with Ben as the main character.

Important characters within the Bory Of Sten include Ben Grimes, Stitien, a Brick Wall, Sploobentbutterfly, a licked Skeleton, an 8 Month Old Child, Jeff The Land Shark, Peely, Vegeta (Who is tarm and woasty), Scout, Soldier, Pyro, Demoman, Heavy, Engineer, Medic, Sniper, Spy, Freaky Fergus, and WD Gaster.
Christian: "I follow the word of Christianity"

Benist: "I follow the word of Ben-ism."

Christian: "...What?"

Ben: "Benjour."
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