Clock Gobbling Flagget

A clock gobbling falgget is a man of the effimenete nature who loves the taste of sweaty cock. He devours the meat like a teenage whore on prom night. Clock gobbling flaggets also love cats. They love the feel of their fur, the taste of their kiss and the feel of cat cock on their drooling little tongue. Clock gobbling flaggets enjoy taking it up the ass, licking the butt, but never taste the ta'int. You know a clock gobbling flagget when you see one. He has long, thick braids, tight pants that show his ass wares and is usually a Manager in a retail store. He treats his employees like pure shit because he has no life outside of work. He will stab you in the back, talk about you to everyone and he especially loves eating your lunch. Your local clock gobbling flagget can be seen at the Club dancing like it's 1999, lurking around the Men's restroom waiting for a big, Black cock to slap him in the face and spending hours on his knees taking it up the butt.

Eric was caught by campus security slobbing on Jeff's knob. He is such a clock gobbling flagget.

If you like the taste or cock on your tongue you my friend are a clock gobbling flagget.

by SlobKnobRob June 16, 2025

Fear Gobbling

When a rafter of turkeys collectively experience a traumatic event and let out a shared “gobble” in panic

the fireworks have the local turkeys fear gobbling

by manic morgellon July 4, 2025

Tuna gobble

To suck a dick for a pack of cigarettes or e cig

I told Amy, if she really wanted a pack of cigarettes, she would have to tuna gobble me

by Timmy wayne November 29, 2025

gobble

to absolutely devour something

i’m going to gobble up olivia

by drgregoryhouse February 14, 2025

Flobble Gobble

Two women talking bullshit

They were talking flobble gobble.

by Sunnyintheuk March 31, 2025

Gobble Funked

When a person loses their trail of thought and can't pronounce words properly, similar to stuttering

Boy 1 : how have you been?

Boy 2 : I've been good, I've just been gahdhdg

Boy 1 : he's gobble funked again

by Rebooted April 28, 2025

Gibble Gobble Nabber Gabber

What you doin davy boy? I'm a gibble gobble mother fucker gibble gobble fuck me please!! not in a million years dave.

Gibble Gobble Nabber Gabber, A person going insane like davy boy

saying i, Gibble Gobble Mother Fucker gibble gobble fuck me please

by cmill7589 May 18, 2025