Mom- Im taking away your xbox because you squeak to loud when you play Fortnite
Toxic Squeaker-GIVE ME MY XBOX BACK I WANT TO PLAY FORTNITE!
Mom-NO WAY
Toxic Squeaker-*fights mom for xbox then plays fortnite
(5 minutes later)
Mom-STOP SQUEAKING
Toxic Squeaker-GIVE ME MY SCAR BACK
Mom-*throws xbox out the window*
Mom-There
Toxic Squeaker-*Squeaks so loud the moms ears explode and her head blows off*
Toxic Squeaker-GIVE ME MY XBOX BACK I WANT TO PLAY FORTNITE!
Mom-NO WAY
Toxic Squeaker-*fights mom for xbox then plays fortnite
(5 minutes later)
Mom-STOP SQUEAKING
Toxic Squeaker-GIVE ME MY SCAR BACK
Mom-*throws xbox out the window*
Mom-There
Toxic Squeaker-*Squeaks so loud the moms ears explode and her head blows off*
by GiraffeBoss February 14, 2019
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by RealBillyManYT September 11, 2018
Get the Fortnite mug.A bad game that has stupid emotes, dances, skins, and game mechanics. people care more about this game than they do anything else. people have died playing fortnite and people say "at least he died doing something he loves"HE DID NOT DIE DOING SOMETHING HE LOVED, HE DIED DOING SOMETHING THAT BRAINWASHED HIM INTO DOING STUPID DANCES IN REAL LIFE AND CARING MORE ABOUT THE GAME THAN THEY DO THEIR LIFE. people have been dumped by their girlfriend because of this game. if you wanna play a real game play smash bros.
by colininthehouse October 9, 2018
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"You mean a fortnight"
"Yeah, sorry."
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"Yeah, sorry."
by WOODSTOCK GUY May 31, 2022
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Get the FoRtNiTe mug.a 3d shooting game where you can also build to block shots. Is honestly a fun game but sadly because of its terrible community and the fact that it "killed" Minecraft, it gets a lot of hate. Fortnite lowkey saved Minecraft by dragging the toxic 12-year-olds out of Minecraft.
Person: Bro Fortnite Chapter 2 Season 5 is out!
Person 2: Bro I don't even fucking play Fortnite so shut up
Person 2: Bro I don't even fucking play Fortnite so shut up
by ThunderTheFurry December 1, 2020
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