Dylan

Dylan is someone who is so retarded that he likes to stir fry toenail clippings.

Person 1: Who is that ?
Person 2: Oh, that's just Dylan, don't talk to him, he's kinda dumb.

by Kermitov May 17, 2019

Dylan

The Dylan is a very rare sub-species of pot head called stonovapacus, the Dylan can’t go one day without vaping and smoking at least a little weed, the Dylan is also a party animal a crazy ass motherfucker, the Dylan is also a real dick 90% of the time, a real BITCH.

Dylan

by El-Birdi May 28, 2019

Dylan

Dylan’s can be very sensitive or pretty rad and funny, A dylan will either make u feel amazing to be around with or want to get away from them because they can never handle a joke, Dylans tend to be nerds.

Nataly: Hey Ally have you seen Dylan.
Ally: He’s probably crying in the bathroom again.
Nathanial: Ill go get him (eye roll)

by swagger.wagger June 20, 2019

Dylan

Dylan is a full on melt nobody likes him hes not funny and tbh lots of ppl wanna kill him, hes a dead man, I'm a dylan and I am now dead

Gary,'oi plebby!'
Mike,'dont be a Dylan douchebag'

by Brothersbro 18 October 7, 2019

Dylan

Anyone with the name Dylan probably has a few key facts

They like longer hair and usually have blue eyes, they are always there for who ever they can be, they have a mad sense of humour (usually mostly sexual), and also usually have big dicks and are amazing shags

If your with a Dylan your one lucky bastard

I love everything about Dylan, including the sex

by Leprichaun-dgub December 17, 2017

Dylan

Pretty much the worst person in existence. He is constantly screwing things up with his clumsy self and stupidity.

Person 1: Who do you have to do your math project with?

Person 2: Dylan

Person 3: OMG! He is going to ruin your grade and try to hit on you the whole time

by zane the person January 2, 2018

Dylan

Dylan, is easily the best guy you'll ever meet, be friends with, or be girlfriend of! He is the SWEETEST guy and will never hurt you. He has crazy good hair, is super charming, and incredibly sweet. His smile makes him an instant yes and he makes you feel soooo happy! Dylan is easily the most perfect boy that exists!

Dylan is the best boyfriend! The sweetest guy ever and I wouldn't give him up for the world!

by the.real.dictionary March 29, 2017