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chip reader

A chip reader is when someone knife hands someone's asshole. The cousin to the credit card swipe.
I just got out of the shower and Morris gave me a chip reader.
by Mastersuperfly March 11, 2017
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Chip Magnet

Someone who is addicted to any form of fried potato.
Dude 1: "Hey, you're eating another bowl of chips?"
Dude 2: "I can't help it, chips love me, I'm a chip magnet!"
by Moccodile January 30, 2020
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Blue Chip

Adjective

1. Historically, referring to something that has a high chance of returning and exceeding the original investment made, especially financially. Currently used in digital asset ownership, most commonly when referring to premium NFT (Non-Fungible Token) collection Nostalgia by YMH (YourMom'sHouse - hxxps://www.yourmomshouse.io/).

2. An athlete that is particularly talented, and will most likely do well in the next level, usually used to refer to high school players entering the college level.

Noun

1. A token that is a color of blue used in gambling; it is usually round and given the value of ten.
Adj
1. It makes good sense in an economic decline to only invest in "blue chip" stocks, companies that have been around for a while, have shown a growth in profit even with this depression, and that one believes will be around when they retire.

2. This basketball player is consider to be a "blue chip" point guard; because, he broke many of the state records for both offense and defense in his position, lead his team to multiple state championships, shows good knowledge for the game, and has a good attitude about him.
In late 2021, the ownership of one of the 10,000 Nostalgia NFTs by YMH, the single largest blue chip giant, initially only granted access to two additional sets for free, as well as exclusive access to a community with additional perks, a community that eventually became the trailblazer of the digital space metaverse.
by Ther Ano December 14, 2021
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rotato-chip

"damn bruh i just bit into a rotato-chip" "what?"
by albinobepis September 3, 2021
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daddy or chips

a game played in chat rooms in which choices are made between pairs of alternatives. The name derives from a UK TV ad for Mccain chips in which a little girl is asked to choose between her daddy or chips.
Daddy or Chips?
Daddy. Coke or Pepsi?
Coke. Anal or Vaginal?
Vaginal. Eye's poked out or Castration?
etc.etc.
by Dustmote September 21, 2008
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Smackin The Chips

When a male's testicles(the chips) "smacks" the lower portion of a females genitalia during sexual intercourse!
The sex was so hardcore, that her vag was bight red after he was done smackin the chips
by Jimbag November 22, 2009
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pit chips

(Noun)The visibly soiled stain marks left in the armpit of a light colored t-shit. These stains are often yellowish in hue and if worn heavily, they can develop a stiff texture resembling a potato chip.
Since Adam started that landscaping job his shirts have developed some tasty pit chips.
by horses June 11, 2006
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