Blocker

Term to describe the species of homosapien hippopotamus maximus beast which inhales big macs and only befriends attractive, desirable females. Follows said slender females around with turkey leg in purse and listens to, influences, and gains approval of attractive friend with the sole purpose of preventing males from reproducing with aforementioned females using various tactics such as lying, manipulation, and social media to thwart repeated attempts of male sex to court, date, and have sex. Sometimes slips in bite of said turkey leg and big mac in between cockblocking victories.

Goddamn fat ashley just snuck a quick big mac in the bathroom. She's such a massive blocker. No one here is gonna get laid tonight.

by Sirsmokealots June 3, 2018

blocker bug

when you've run out of excuses for delays

We are running into a blocker bug at the last minute

by blockerbug September 4, 2022

Betty Crocker cock blocker

A muffin top, front butt if you will. It prevents you from getting laid.

“We went out one time, had a lot of fun, but he never made a second date and it’s all because of my Betty Crocker cock blocker of a tum tum”.

by Neener1966 September 5, 2022

High blocker

One who ruins your high after you’ve smoked a fat bowl.

When someone ruins your good time they are a “high blocker”

by Danny2879 October 22, 2022

Hater Blockers

Sick ass shades derived in the early 2000's. With plastic thick lines covering the wearers eyes to bock the the haters not the sun.

Hey nice Hater blockers, you totally look super cool.

by Summarooni May 21, 2022

Life Blocker

A play with words based on the expression "cock blocker".

In this case the life blocker doesn't stop you from engaging in intercourse or other stimulating and fun activities specifically, but instead takes all your energy out of you, because it doesn't believe you are deserving of life.

Frequently used for parents who resent not performing abortion on their kids.

My mother just got home, so I can't stay positive or happy, she is a life blocker.

by Barbra Silver January 12, 2021

Cock blocker

When you don’t help your friend(s) out for your other friend

“Hey ky your a cock blocker for not pmo with your friend” 🤷🏾

by Lol kidd February 22, 2021