Woke Canyon

When something is next level sh*t. Usually an electronic music item

'Bro that guitar pedal is Woke Canyon!'

by tavibadmans August 18, 2017

2am woke

A state in which a person feels like they are so woke they can start any trend

"I'm in 2am woke"
"I heard he can control his inner 2am woke"

by Jerry Blacc November 3, 2018

Wide-a-woke

Someone permanently looking for irrelevant deviations from the current orthodoxy.

"I see the Halfords catalogue is selling ladies' and men's bikes. What about the non-binary cycling community? It's a classic case of whitewashing!" "Oooh, you're very wide-a-woke this morning. You twat".

by Middle-class Vigilante January 21, 2021

Woke off!

An expression aimed at people who are overly woke.
Like f*** off but aimed at people who are irritatingly woke.

Just woke off will you!

Woke off and leave me alone.
He/she can just woke off!

by Lucyloveslife March 11, 2021

Twitter-Woke

A woke person that isn't simply "woke", they also hate all non-woke people such as; Straight People, White Men, Anybody that doesn't use Twitter, Etc. Etc.

Person 1: Did you hear that Sarah is so Twitter-Woke?
Person 2: On God, yesterday she tweeted "#killallmen"

by TheGamingPop July 10, 2023

Woke and broke

A term to describe a grown adult with no source of reliable income, living in their parents' house, whose favourite hobby is retweeting Huffington Post articles off their mother's computer.

Jason is a woke and broke. He sits on his ass all day, tweeting about how funny he thinks Amy Schumer is and how Donald Trump is bad from his mother's computer. Whenever someone tweets at him saying, "Why don't you run for office, then?" he blocks them, not bothering to tell them how worthless he is.

by officialpyrocynical May 29, 2020

Snow-woke

A hypersensitive person lacking in resilience who is easily hurt or offended by the statements and actions of those that do not agree with their own pretentious views and opinions

You must be very careful of what you say to him/her as he/she is such a snow-woke

by Lanky Frampard September 2, 2020