An old church is a beautiful masterpiece of religious architecture and will stand out in any town or setting. Old Churches that are either made from wood or from stone are different from more modern churches simply because they feature a beautiful relaxing space with lots of nice colours. Lots of elegant churches like this can be found a lot in England, America, Australia and New Zealand. They look the best when they are in a country setting with surrounding trees and lakes.
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Mom: So what'd you learn in church history today?
Me: Oh, I learned about all the different heresies, protestantism, etc. We've also had about 54385798327549 bad popes.
Sue: Church history is the biggest waste of life.
Me: I do my precalc homework in that class.
Me: So... this Church history exam....
Ellen: Fuck that shit.
Me: Oh, I learned about all the different heresies, protestantism, etc. We've also had about 54385798327549 bad popes.
Sue: Church history is the biggest waste of life.
Me: I do my precalc homework in that class.
Me: So... this Church history exam....
Ellen: Fuck that shit.
by screaminghallelujah6 December 12, 2011
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guy 1: Hey, how's the coffee?
guy 2: Horrible, it tastes like Church Coffee.
guy 1: Gross. Lets get a Monster instead.
guy 2: Horrible, it tastes like Church Coffee.
guy 1: Gross. Lets get a Monster instead.
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