theo

he is a little bitch in a relationship, controlling and manipulative and he always has to be right.

as a friend he is caring and loving but the second he’s in a relationship the most toxic person you will ever meet.

bitch 1 - i’m in a really toxic relationship

bitch 2 - must be named theo then

theo’s really toxic, gotta avoid dating him then

by anonymous January 8, 2023

Theo

a person with Absolute genius, deserves a nobel prize for being such a sigma chad.

"Theo has officially won the sigma award for the 69420th time in a row"

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° August 28, 2023

Theo

A word that stands for an incredibly ambiguous and heinous swear word. Worse than all the others, some say.

Person 1: "Theo."
Person 2: Holy shit, that dude just said "Theo"...

by ObsidianMagic September 24, 2023

Theo

Theo is the title given to people who transcend human comprehension. Theos have massive penises that end up in your asshole one way or another. When this man fucks you with just the tip, you will not be able to walk for the rest of your life. Theos when greeted into heaven immediately get the most hot sloppy toppy from god.

Angel: I think a theo is entering the gates of heaven now
God: hol on lemme tie my hair back.

by Ilovebrohan2212 October 2, 2023

Theo

a annoying guy who osen't like to share.

Theo is a shit
Theo dosen't share

by HAHAHAHAHHHAHAH August 7, 2023

theo

if your name is theo or tsavvk you like taking it up the bum and giving it to chcicks when they are passed out
erika is a man

hey is that theo
i heard he is a fat pedo rapist

by adlaypowder420 August 8, 2023

Sloppy Theo

Tater tots with butter chicken curry on top (no rice), placed into a bun. Can be served at funerals or marriage anniversaries, or given to guests at a haunted manor.

I mean, yeah, Aunt Greta isn’t coming back, but fuck, dude, I get a Sloppy Theo! Who gives a shit?

by kidekii April 13, 2024