Wire Monkey

Blue collar slang for a MIG welder. In other terms the gayest welder and welding process.

Look at that wire monkey he ain't no welder.

by Diabetic_Bussy_Bandit September 20, 2023

Wired to the mains

When you’re absolutely wankered! Lots and lots of lovely droogs must be taken.

“I’m clean off mate. You what, can’t you tell? I’m wired to the mains geez.”

by WatzCrackaLackinMate March 3, 2021

Wired shit

When something wack happens. Or when a hobo grabs ur face.

Omg, that hobo is doing wired shit.

by Your humble shit maker March 4, 2021

Shooz on a wire

An indication that drugs can be scored in a given location
The origins of this(before ii went all mainstream)
Was that if you saw a pair of tied together tennis shoes thrown over a telephone wire it meant drugs could be scored nearby
Those in y know would know where

Ted:"we go quail hunting tonight? Ned: "nuff". Ted:"shooz on a wire?" Ned:"I know a trap house".

by 4realazitgits March 18, 2021

Wired

When you or someone has a mic on them to record what people are saying.

“Are you wired, or with the feds?”

by suraimu May 11, 2021

Cheese-wire

Noun: Garment, usually worn by girls aged 13-16 under cycling shorts as a display of ironic womanliness.

A: she's gone out with her cheese-wire again!
B: Oh no, poor dad!

by Tony du sxw2 August 4, 2022

Hitting The Wire

A Respectful way to refer to masturbation or self pleasurer.

Kay should really get a girlfriend, he's been hitting the wire the whole summer.

by Dollar$$ June 8, 2022