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sand slurp

A Sand slurp is a disgusting bottom dweller found in both freshwater and salt water. Very common off the coast of Italy, Japan, and Melbourne (Australia).
"Did you see that gross guy hitting on me last night?", "Yeah, he was a total sand slurp"
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DUCK SLURP

In a parallel universe, where reality is flipped; The animals do the talking and humans are the pets. 'DUCK SLURP' is when a human excessively licks a DUCK to the point where it's uncomfortable enough to ask the human to leave it's 2 bedroom apartment with a sink that has a tile chipping away on the far left hand corner next to the enormous cum rag next to the 5 year old childs tooth brush that the mommy DUCK bought from the corner store on a lonely Saturday night when her husband was away sticking his tiny DUCK penis in another female DUCK.
Nigel: DuDe I went and done did a DuCk SluRp.

Toby: Dude that's radical man.

Seth: Gnarly dude.
by Jerenity Muntle The 69th August 3, 2018
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Slurp-up

Cumming in someone's foreskin, after which the semen in the foreskin is licked out.
Bob: Jim and I were docking and then Nancy performed a slurp-up on both of us.
by Mommyhasadirtymind August 13, 2018
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Noodle slurp

When you're giving a blow job and are so into it but you miss your rhythm and the dick falls out of your mouth and you make a huge slurp/sucking sound without realizing the dick isn't in your mouth anymore.
Jill was giving me head when all of a sudden I heard the noodle slurp. Took her a minute to get back into rhythm again.
by Nippleup May 24, 2018
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slurp fish

is blue
NAH, THATS A FLOPPER, SLURP FISH IS BLUE
by Monster Handler September 4, 2022
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Bird slurp

The liquid inside a woman's mouth that she forces inside your mouth when you're thirsty or parched.
I had no water left to drink when I shoved my pre-work out powder into my mouth. The girl next to me came over to shoot her shot but instead of a water bottle she grabbed my chin and tilted my head back and gave me all her bird slurp.
by anonymous September 9, 2022
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Slurp

guys slurp is being a bitch again
by Sl3rp December 14, 2021
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