Max

Max is the kind of guy who is smart and cunning he also likes to read and is a tad bit nerdy, but don’t get him he will stand up for his friends and will beat the shit out of you.he is not a boobs man he is more of ass man

Oh hey max oh hey I’m just reading hey look at Sally’s ass whoa that is a BIG one.

by MOOOOOOOOKIS October 27, 2019

Max

He will suck your dick

girl: oh ahhh max Ur amazing at sex

by a weine November 4, 2019

Max

He is very sweet but his only flaw is he likes cock, also his peepee is very very VERY tiny and deformed. Women dislike him and only like his money ($4.50). Also Sean and Logan are very sexy. Max is now a male stripper.

Max wife: I caught max with the man I was having an affair with in our bed but the man screamed and ran because he saw maxs deformed cock (the man was a child)
Max: why did God make me this way, I JUST WANT MORE CHILD COCK!!!

by Logan paseska September 3, 2021

Max

A good person at heart, yet they are very negative on the outside. They tend to push out all options of happiness instead of striving to find it. They think the only solution to life is to end themselves. They are really funny and sweet, they just doubt it 24/7 (Which definitely becomes annoying over time). They don't make for a very good partner since they think that love doesn't exist.

"Is that Max over there? Gosh, he's so negative"

"Maybe you should see a therapist Max , you really need it."

by The all knowing idiot November 24, 2018

Max

The best person ever, a good looking sexy beast that everyone needs in their lives :)

I love max

by Wet cloth March 17, 2019

a Max

1. When you confirm a time of meeting and then flake out,
2. or when you go home far earlier than everyone, being the first to leave

"Yo, where is Pedro? Shouldn't he be here by now?"
"Nah, he pulled a Max."

"Well it was nice hanging out, but I'm gonna head home. Sorry to pull a Max."

by LargePeterson July 17, 2018

Max

Max is a great, handsome, and such a caring guy. He's an amazing bestfriend and you can't help falling in love with him. He makes a great partner in crime and in the bedroom.

Max is my bestfriend and my boyfriend

by -chywolfchicka- May 18, 2018