straw

similarly to how you'd say a guy is "getting head" during a blowjob, the girl would be "getting straw". you know how you sip/suck on a straw? yea, it comes from that.

Girl A: kyle gave me the best straw yesterday. i almost suffocated.
Boy B: damn, that must've been good head.
Girl A: well it was definitely good straw.

by heph_ December 27, 2020

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Aggressive Straw

When the girl goes sucky suck on the the peen so hard it’s like when you such on a Capri sun so hard the package shrinks but instead of it being the guy who shrivels up and ends up becoming like a rasin

Imma Aggressive Straw you so fast

by Bobsmith17 January 14, 2021

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Soggy Straw

The act of using ones foreskin to store water or other various liquids, much like a camel.

John got thirsty during the football game, luckily he had his soggy straw filled to the brim.

by Funk Dunkle Phd. January 16, 2021

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Shitty straw

When someone is sucking ass too hard and sucks shit right out of the ass hole

Omg bro that was a nasty shitty straw

by Yo son May 9, 2021

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Simpson Sausage Straw

Using a sausage with a hole carved through lengthways as a straw for a drink

Look at that guy using a Simpson Sausage Straw

by solarB August 23, 2022

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Paper Straw Effect

When people design a flimsy straw to save the turtles, but ignore that paper straws cause much more pollution to make, defeating the purpose. This is the effect where people care more about looking eco-friendly rather than being eco-friendly and practical.

"Damn, they redid the packaging with green cardboard and wrapped it together with denim, it's soaked from the rain too"
"Seems like they were affected by the Paper Straw Effect"

by Nightx378 November 11, 2022

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