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Person 1: You know Disco? She's such a Snowflake.
Person 2: Yea, she's so annoying.
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Snowflake

Snowflake is a term used by sensitive people when they want to call other people sensitive
The people that use "Snowflake" in an argument either have nothing else to say because their argument was weak in the first place
Some people also call someone a snowflake when they have said something offensive, played it off as a joke, and then got sensitive when people called them out for it
Person1: what do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle- optimistic

Person2: dude, you aren't fucking funny. your joke isn't even original

Person1: shut the hell up you dumbass snowflake, go home and cry to your momma

Person2: ah, there it is. "Snowflake"

Person1: fuck you, you sensitive whore. Go fill your holes you cum bucket, I hope you get fucking raped
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1st Lieutenant Snowflake

The 1st Lieutenant has been acting like a snowflake recently.

So 1st Lieutenant Snowflake!
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Snowflake

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Most commonly used by right wing individuals to describe people who take offense to things that they say that have been normalized to be considered offensive. Due to the current climate aimed at respecting all people, words that were once overseen as insults are most commonly seen in situation where the “snowflake” would call out the right wing person such as ‘retard’.
“Are you fucking retarded?!”
Hey man! That’s a slur bro you can’t say that”

“Stop being such a snowflake, people are so sensitive nowadays”
by Connor’sButthole October 2, 2020
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Snowflake

In reference to being cute or adorable in the eyes of your significant other.
She was such a snowflake today
by Sunshineheheh July 9, 2022
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Snowflake

A derogatory name for liberals coined by people who’ve become offended by M&M, Bert & Ernie, sneakers, socks, a coffee cup, a coffeemaker, a holiday greeting, a cooler, Starbucks, Coke, Oreos, Big Bird, Mr. Potato Head, KOHLS, Nordstrom, Macy’s, WalMart, Target, the NFL, NBA, MLB, SNL, Nascar, Univision, Netflix, HBO, CBS, UPS, and (checks notes) Minnie Mouse.
That Snowflake is outraged were taking her rights away.
by jByeDon July 12, 2022
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Snowflake

A sweet, tender, uber generous soul who is more amazing and gorgeous than she ever realises. Like with the white things which fall from the sky in winter, snowflakes are fragile and need to be showered with all the love and affection they deserve.

Snowflakes do melt, so one needs to be careful. Occasionally they melt away into hibernation because even though they completely slay all the challenges which get thrown their way, sometimes it can feel way too much all at once. One must bear in mind however that this threshold trigger point for snowflakes is way higher than what most mere mortals can tolerate.

Another type of melting they do is the good kind. When someone who cares about them deeply does little things to show them or perk them up with the intention of making them smile and laugh. The noun used for such people is "melty melty".

But the most incredible melting is actually inflicted by the snowflake herself, because with a glimpse of an eye she can make other hearts melt. With her dimpled smile. With her mesmerising eyes. With her phenomenal hair. With the beautiful words which come out of her mouth and sound like music. It is important to understand that once your heart has been melted by a snowflake there is no cure. However this has the wonderful benefit of knowing that whatever challenges either of you go through in life, whatever pain you feel, whenever you feel it is all getting too much to bear, fear not because you will be there for each other.
Wow, did you feel that flutter in your heart just now? I saw a snowflake walk by.
by Grover G3 July 27, 2022
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