Panty Syrup

Maple syrup purchased with the funds obtained from selling used panties online.

I used to only be able to afford Mrs. Buttersworth, but now I’ve got that real maple panty syrup.

by Zaphod_Beeblebrox_ January 19, 2021

Licking a tree and expecting syrup

Licking a tree and expecting syrup is a saying that means putting in a very little amount of work and effort but expecting the fruit of your labour to be much greater than.

"I listened to my girlfriend talk about her day, so now she'll have to let me do anal."

"You are licking a tree and expecting syrup, man."

by penisshakes March 29, 2021

Obamaville Syrup

A syrup with a thick consistency, typically financed by food stamps, Obama care and musical parodies of Margaritaville. It is also the kind of realistic drip (epic coolness but also realism) exhibited by poor people who beat the system .

Rush Limbaugh (on the radio): We are wasting away in Obamaville waiting for our government checks
Dudebro: Wow Rush really has that Obamaville Syrup huh?
Chad Chaddington the Chadster: yuhhhhhhh

by Disciple of Brudda Osas March 30, 2021

Dog Syrup

When you pour the water out of a dog bowl and it has the consistency of warm maple syrup due to the amount of saliva present.

Would you like some butter in your dog syrup?

by CSHopchas May 4, 2021

Syrup

Something that Tyler the Creator has liked all his life

All my life ive really liked syrup

by i hate ur dream stan May 22, 2023

Bitch Syrup

It’s really just pee

She said I made her shoot bitch syrup all the way across the room but it really just tasted like piss classic.

by Gr8CountryBlump February 9, 2023

Pancake with Syrup

When a man defecates onto his partner’s chest, he then sits down on his excrement to flatten it out to resemble a pancake. Then he adds the syrup by ejaculating on the pancake.

Last night was pancake Tuesday, so Jake smashed a pancake with syrup on my chest. Now I am off the sweets for lent.

by Fobley February 21, 2023