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Gymsock Snorkel

A blowjob given with a gymsock covering the penis. underwater
Guy: "Hey shawty tryna give me a gymsock snorkel"
Girl: "oh dear heavens, that is quite informal"
by ThatOnePerson225 March 30, 2025
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Snorkeling Gear

A self defense technique where a male performs a front hand-spring whilst nude, landing his genitals square upon the assailant's face. In doing so the defending person's testicles rest within the aggressor's eye sockets, while the tip of the protagonist's penis falls inside the antagonist's lips/mouth.
The hope of such an action shall cause enough shock and/or shame to de-escalate the situation.
You best stop acting goofy for you get Snorkeling Gear.
by Vek'naminus April 18, 2025
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Gut snorkel

He was trying to break into my car so I shot him and gave him a gut snorkel
by Thompson0127 May 26, 2025
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nork snorkeling

When ya squish ya girls norks up to ya closed eyes, like a pair of warm bosomy goggles.
"Where dem' boobies?" Bellowed the Nork Inspector. His girlfriend lifts her t-shirt revelling a pair of bouncy norks, for his and her nork snorkeling pleasure.
by Buttonholekale August 7, 2023
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Land Snorkeling

The act of checking out hot women/girls on a beach, or any other public place.
Hey bro, so I went to the beach yesterday and did some mad land snorkeling.
by thedude243867 August 10, 2023
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Portuguese Snorkel

An oral sex act;
The act of putting your entire ball sack in someone’s mouth and then sticking your erect penis to the side of their face, thus making it look as if they are using a snorkel.
She started working the balls so I went all in and gave her a Portuguese Snorkel
by Grufflehog September 20, 2023
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Italian snorkel

She wanted a Roman meat helmet but I gave her an Italian snorkel
by Smellyalater September 23, 2023
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